Script

Bad Guy: ah, I've been expecting you (turns around in chair, stroking cat)

Good Guy: sorry, am I in the right place? I'm here for the job interview.

Bad Guy: yes yes, take a seat. so why do you think you would be good for this job?

Good Guy: well, I've had quite a lot of experience with computers (sits down)

Bad Guy: hm yes well I suppose that would come in handy.. so, have you ever killed anyone before?

Good Guy: um, no my criminal record is completely clean, I've got my CV here if you want to look (hands the CV)

Bad Guy: ah a beginner, that’s good no one will suspect you, no, all I need to know is have you had any experience with a machete? (takes the CV)

Good Guy: ....I'm sorry, this is the interview for the computer technician, right?

Bad Guy: no I'm afraid it's not. this is an interview for our next assassin.

Good Guy: right well I think you've got the wrong person.... I'm gonna go (gets up)

Bad Guy: I hate to be the bearer of bad news but now that you know this, we can't let you go. (pulls out gun and shoots)